January 2011
53 posts
OMFG
The sunrise looks ah-mazing right now. I wish I had my camera. D;
Old, but still makes me lol
I'm going to sleep soon, but I wish I had this bed
Classic Movie Titles if They Were About Food.
AA asked youtubers to do word plays on movie titles involving food, so here are some that I came up with. Idk whether anyone would get a kick out of them, but this certainly had me entertained for a little while.
My Best Friend’s Wedge Fries
All About Meat
They Eat
Gold Sausage
Love is a Many Splendored Pizza
Raw Flank Redemption
Chicken Pot Pie Runs
10 Things I Hate About...
Just finished watching An Education.
It was very good. I could relate to it a lot. My hair has orange in it. Now I’m going to take car service home. I know no one cares, but this blog is really just for me writing down every stupid thing I do and think. Not everything is stupid, but about 90% of it is useless to anyone but me.
Putting orange streaks in my huuuurrrrrr.
And gonna chow down on some soul food from Mama’s Kitchen. *salivating* :P
Egypt is going to boot out their president.
Way to go!
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Did lightning strike just now?
I think I saw a flash of lighting, and it’s snowing. I have a killer, throbbing headache on the left side of my head that’s been here continuously since I woke up. :/
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Black Swan: bitch goes batshit in a tutu.
It was brilliant and I’ve got a lot to say about it. I’ve seen all of Darren Aronofsky’s movies, except for the Wrestler, and I’m a huge fan. The soundtrack was done by Clint Mansel and the twist he puts on Tchaikovsky’s music worked so well with the scenes. It was beautifully shot and the acting was superb. There is a lot of violence, mutilation and hot sex...
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All I want
Is for my profile icon to show up on my fucking page. That’s all I want. Tumblr administration, it should not be this difficult for any one person to figure out how to do this, unless I’m a complete moron.
Hello Tumblrs.
I would just like to say thank you to those of you who followed me recently. I know that I don’t have much of an influence in this world, but if I could reach a few people with my ideas, I’m happy.
Watching the Cable Guy for the first time in my life, very funny. Hopefully I get to see Black Swan after the S.O.U. tonight.
Operation: Kill Fatty
That’s it, I’m going to kill my fat-self. I’m going to run you down in my pickup truck and drag you down the road and paint a yellow stripe with your lard. Then I’m going to tie you upside down from a tree and beat the rest of the fat out of you with a pipe.
I’m going to have a killer body by the summer, just you wait and see!
Oh shit, forgot to put the chicken soup in the...
Gonna go do that and go to sleeeeeep. Good morning!
I feel like a special needs tumblr
I can’t figure out how to put a youtube video in a post, or a gif! >.<
And there's more where that came from
This will cheer me up
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Last night I dreamed
that I was about to have sex with a middle-aged dude, but it never happened. Perhaps I’ll have better luck tonight? D;
Always going to be stuck.
I’m always going to be stuck. I’ll never be free of these shackles that time has placed on me. Memories of fear, memories of dread, failure, and heartbreak. It never seems to end. Maybe I can end it. One day I’ll just jump off a cliff and it will all be gone. Cheer me on as I fall.
Dumbfuckistan.
When I voted for Barack Obama in 2008, my hopes weren’t unrealistic. I knew that he is just a man of flesh and blood and that he would definitely fuck up in one way or another. All of my peers who would be voting for their first time were so excited and their eyes beamed with hope, but I was always there to temper that.
After being in office for three years, what has Barack Obama...
“You spoonfed us Saturday morning mouthfuls of maggots
And lies disguised in...”
– MM (via amazingatheist)
Drinking disgusting beer and being a little, emo...
How pathetic. Could someone stick their hand through the screen and choke me to end my misery?
Just logged into my photobucket
for the first time in over a year. Deleting some very stupid shit. I mean, very stupid, like I have no idea why I ever put it there. lol
Cody Weber is Things: ALL OF YOUR HEROES WERE... →
saturninefilms:
*Gandhi was a racist that believed Indians were inherently better than blacks. His campaign for non-violence was for Indians, and not for black people. *Martin Luther King Jr. had a penchant for prostitutes and plagiarism. *Abraham Lincoln believed that blacks were inferior to whites. *John…
Wow, this is amazing. I tend to ruminate on all of the things that I have fucked...
The Onion News Network is on
It just finished. It was hilarious. Now the premier for Portlandia is on, I’m amused so far. Life is very good because I’m able to laugh again. When you feel like you can’t laugh it really sucks because you think you must be the biggest drag.
Here’s a line from Portlandia:
“All of the hot girls wear glasses.”
Watching Black Dynamite
and putting Rob Zombie on my itunes with some buttery cinnamon toast. This is a good way to start the day.
It smells funky-fresh in here.
It smells like a kangaroo decided to die in this place. I’m doodling or drawing, whatever you call it.
My Bloody Vagina.
Menstrual cycles suck. The whole day I feel like I have to pee and poop. Then I feel really horny and try to satisfy my urges, but can’t, so I’m stuck with this bloody, engorged vagina. Now I feel like I have to pee again. Fml.
A connection on the G train.
This is a little convo I heard while riding the G line, which I jotted down because I thought it was interesting.
Taquan: Hey boo. What’s your name?
Ladi: My name’s Ladi.
Taquan: You need to speak up, I can’t hear you with these loud-ass niggas.
Ladi: I said my name’s Ladi.
Taquan: Aight, that’s a nice name you got. Where you going?
Ladi: I’m going to...
cosmicsoup asked: Why are you such a cunt?
Penis Museum To Get First Whole Human Specimen →
fuckyeahiceland:
An Icelander who donated his genitals to the Icelandic Penis Museum in the event of his death has passed away, and now the museum curator is undergoing preparations to receive its due.
I’m so going when I get the chance. Can’t wait to see preserved penises on a wall.
I shouldn't be here.
One day I’ll be better and you will too. One day it will be like we never knew each other. One day can’t come soon enough.
God, I must love pain.
I just can’t look away. I can’t just pretend that nothing ever happened. I have to revisit every single fucking detail, so that it becomes ingrained in my mind that I never meant anything to you. I had some crumb of innocence left and you ate it, meanie.
I just deleted my facebook.
I decided to delete it because it really is a useless waste of time for the most part. I don’t think I’ll make another one and if I do it will be a long time from now. I think it’s funny how facebook tries to get you not to delete your account by saying that a random bunch of your friends are going to miss you. It makes me feel a little better knowing that there are pixels of...
